As I said already a lot before,
Jesus’ original audience wasn’t too endowed,
uh, educationwise and then some,
er, make that they were cretins,
ha, severely labored beneath mental problems,
okay, now to continue, His various verbal geysers,
possibly containing a much deeper meaning,
would be of course vastly lost to them.
Christians should barely relate to the Old Testament much either,
because it never honestly supports this claimed authority,
merely asserted weakly by Jesus,
and very little of His jumbled teachings,
which are clearly only instituted on a human-like scale,
forever earthbound at best,
since they obviously lacked even moderate judgment and care,
let alone figured anywhere near supposedly divinely inspired.
Plus, in no way did He actually suffer and die as truly a man,
where current believers meagerly exist on just its hints,
fostered and warmed-over from those past sad bearers,
left trapped inside the snare and swindle,
known popularly as blind faith,
instead of living free to choose among testable knowledge,
hence easily embracing His highly touted good news,
also with hardly a question of dissent.
Sharwrong's Song 