Keeping Us Simple

My purpose as your self-proclaimed navigator,
is to just honorably help,
as I may, basically as I only can, and definitely will,
finally secure a safe obvious path,
consisting of many different and competing directions,
through the floodplain between tricky waters,
all while, of course looking,
oh so cool, hot, and lusciously tanned,
gracing everyone of today’s cornered offering,
landed from those rich treacherous rocks,
of quarreling avoidance by highly interactive tools,
with my formidable skill and multidimensional guidance,
eventually delivering a tremendous roll call,
to enhance a set of extraordinary opportunities,
for our transferring in stupendous understanding,
along with awesomely transformed accord,
but always leading most importantly,
an ever-expanding gentle and kind velocity,
over transparently created agreement,
atop our fabulously growing relationships,
whether they be related either personal or business,
explained clearly at last and gratefully honest,
joyfully perceived from across these lightly spoken shores,
matching in implicit force to what’s awry and not yet dictated.