“Uh, Jim, do you really have to stare at me like that? Honestly, you’re giving me a real severe case of the creeps here.”
“Right, I know that it’s kinda weird having a second ‘take’ as it were to my 2004 ‘Passion’ movie, but I just wasn’t quite satisfied with how little violence that there was in that one. Yeah, so now I thought we could certainly beef it up a whole hell of a lot more for a special 10th year edition to be released into the theaters again and later onto Blu-ray.”
“Listen, you’re actually asking me, ‘What would Jesus do?’ Well, Jim, for starters, Jesus absolutely wouldn’t whine and moan like a total pansy while up on that cross as you’ve been doing so far!”
“Now, Jim, don’t get all high and mighty with me at this point! Come on, you may be Jesus, but I’m the sovereign Lord around this set!”
“Look, Jim, you wanna know how it’s possible for a God to suffer agony? Hey, just try being me for a couple of minutes during this whole shoot here!”
“Whoa, Mel, can’t you at least clean yourself up a little before you sit so close to me? Ugh, I seriously don’t want you to get any of your real filth mixed in with my stage filth!”
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